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Havertz out, Gyokeres in. Over to you, Viktor – Suburban Gooners

Well it sounds like Kai Havertz is going to be out for three to four weeks with his hamstring injury,…
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One less international headache, one more Big Vik goal – Suburban Gooners

So, who survived the latest round of international torture, eh? I was making food for dinner last night, and I…
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Another international break, another Arsenal injury – Suburban Gooners

We’re not even a full week into this extended and, frankly, f*cking annoying international foreverness, and we’ve already got a…
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One bad day doesn’t change what Arsenal are – Suburban Gooners

As the fallout from the defeat on Saturday continues in the social media discourse of Arsenal fans, I am still…
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When does patience with Viktor Gyokeres run out?

Man United getting done over by Brighton was a bit funny last night, wasn’t it, eh? I saw the Sesko…
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Sunderland V Arsenal September 2026 match review

What a hard-fought victory that was yesterday, I must say, and I think we all knew that before a ball…
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The road to the final starts in Naples – Suburban Gooners

We’re back with Champions League football tonight, and it’s a visit to Napoli in my favourite city in Italy for…
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Mikel Arteta press conference Chelsea September 2026

It’s the third match week in a row in which we find ourselves NOT playing on a Saturday and, if…
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Functional Arsenal get the job done at Villa Park – Suburban Gooners

Compared to the walk in the park that was our opening weekend win against Coventry, this was always going to…
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A schooling at the Emirates as Arsenal lay down a marker – Suburban Gooners

The pundits said 3-0. The fans said 3-0. On the Same Old Arsenal, I said 3-0. In yesterday’s blog, I…